Get Rich — Glue Yourself to a Toilet

9 Nov 05

All you need is a crooked lawyer, a dumb judge, and a group of retarded jurors.

The man that was glued to the toilet seat in Home Depot is either;

1. A con-man that did it to himself, hoping for a huge payday, or,
2. A really filthy person that doesn't check out the toilet seat before sitting down.

What else could it be?